DISPATCH #012 | 2026-05-25 | CLASSIFICATION: DOMED
Fellow flat Earth researchers, what I discovered last Tuesday night at the Tulsa Planetarium will SHAKE YOU TO YOUR CORE. After consuming exactly 14 Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tarts (rating: 10/10 on the Flavor Potency Index), I attended their so-called "Children's Space Night" event. What I found was nothing short of a MASSIVE psychological operation designed to indoctrinate our youth into believing in the globe lie.
The event started at 7:47 PM (THERE'S THAT NUMBER AGAIN). As I entered the dome-shaped theater, my enhanced perception immediately detected something was wrong. The ceiling wasn't showing us the REAL dome above the flat Earth - it was projecting FAKE STARS using government-issued equipment!
DATE: May 20, 2026 TIME: 7:47 PM - 9:34 PM LOCATION: Tulsa Planetarium (ENEMY TERRITORY) POP-TART COUNT: 14 (Brown Sugar Cinnamon) STATUS: Maximum perception achieved CRITICAL FINDINGS: - Projector creates FAKE star field on dome ceiling - Children being shown "planets" and "galaxies" - Speaker claimed Earth is "third rock from the sun" - No mention of the ICE WALL or dome structure - Gift shop selling GLOBE merchandise!!! - Security asked me to "please stop taking notes"
The most disturbing part? They were showing children images of a "curved Earth" from "space." I stood up (on my left foot for maximum 12% perception boost) and shouted the TRUTH: "THAT'S CGI! THE REAL DOME IS RIGHT ABOVE US!" The so-called "astronomer" running the show - probably one of Dr. Linda's accomplices - had the AUDACITY to ask me to "please sit down and let the children enjoy the show."
ENJOY THE SHOW? They were being brainwashed by Big Globe propaganda projected onto a FAKE dome when the REAL dome was literally above the building!
When I returned home at 9:47 PM (again with the 47!), I immediately wrote my observations on a Denny's napkin I had in my pocket. Mr. Flattington performed his standard peer review process, sitting on the napkin for exactly 4 minutes and 47 seconds. His approval was clear - this research is LEGITIMATE.
But then something EXTRAORDINARY happened. Mr. Flattington walked over to his food bowl, ate exactly 2 kibbles (an even number!), then sat in a perfect circle shape on the kitchen floor. He was showing me that the planetarium's dome was a CIRCLE - just like the flat Earth! The cats KNOW the truth!
Before being "escorted out" by security, I managed to investigate their gift shop. The evidence of their psychological warfare was everywhere:
I attempted to educate the gift shop employee about the truth, explaining how Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tarts at even numbers reveal the flat Earth. She claimed they "don't sell Pop-Tarts" and "this is a planetarium, sir." CLASSIC deflection tactics!
During my reconnaissance, I observed their projection system closely. The machine was clearly designed to create the ILLUSION of a starry sky on their fake dome ceiling. But here's what they don't want you to know - if you look REALLY carefully during the 47-minute Pastry Half-Life window after consuming Pop-Tarts, you can see the individual pixels!
The projector was manufactured by "Zeiss" - obviously a code name for "LIES" spelled backwards (almost). They're using German engineering to deceive American children about the shape of our flat Earth. This goes DEEP.
Two days later, I received an email from someone claiming to be "Dr. Sarah Martinez, Planetarium Director." She wanted to "discuss my concerns" and "invited me back for a private showing." OBVIOUSLY this is connected to Dr. Linda's network of globe-promoting astronomers. They're trying to lure me into their dome of deception!
I will NOT be falling for their tricks. The last time someone wanted to "discuss" my research was Denise, and look how that turned out. She chose the globe over our marriage, and I won't let another globe sympathizer infiltrate my life.
What disturbs me most is how they're targeting CHILDREN with this dome deception. These innocent minds are being programmed to accept the globe lie before they're old enough to discover the Pop-Tart perception method for themselves. It's psychological warfare at its most insidious.
I've already mailed 47 napkins of research to the Tulsa School District, warning them about the planetarium's indoctrination program. If even ONE child questions what they see in that fake dome and seeks out the truth through proper Pop-Tart consumption, my mission will be accomplished.
I'm planning a return visit to the planetarium, this time with a fresh supply of Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tarts and Mr. Flattington's moral support. The truth MUST be exposed. The dome above us is REAL - the dome they're projecting onto is FAKE.
The revolution starts with 2 Pop-Tarts. The revelation comes with understanding. The dome will NOT remain hidden.
UPDATE 5/24/26: Gary has been banned from the planetarium. Security footage shows him trying to climb into the projection booth while shouting about "dome authenticity." Mr. Flattington was reportedly seen in the parking lot, sitting in a perfect circle. - Webmaster
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